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From: 360 [mailto:360@cnn.com]
Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2007 10:51 PM
To: [me]
Subject: Anderson Cooper 360
Thanks for your email. Here’s our problem. We want you to know that we really do read every single email you viewers send us. No, honestly. But reading your email is one thing, and composing individual answers to each one is another. That would be a full-time enterprise. In which case, there’d be no AC 360. In which case, there’d be no emails. You see where we’re headed.
Anyway, the best we can do is to acknowledge that we have indeed received and will read your message, and this little note is to let you know that. It’s automatic, yes; fails to take into account whether you’ve patted us on the back or slapped us across the face; does not differentiate between praise, correction, fury, proposals of marriage, or invitations to get lost. But rest assured we’ll know that part when we read it!
'It is the policy of the United States to maintain a comprehensive and effective continuity capability composed of Continuity of Operations and Continuity of Government programs in order to ensure the preservation of our form of government under the Constitution and the continuing performance of National Essential Functions under all conditions.'
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JW: I never really liked working in large companies. It's why my friend and I have started this side business that we hope will take off. I hate working for 'the man'.
BF: Yeah, I'm really a business nerd that way. I've only worked for this one company my entire career, and it is sorta like Office Space. But, I don't mind working for 'the man'....because someday I'm going to be...'the man'.
JW: ........Oh.

Taxpayers in United States will pay $456 billion for the cost of the Iraq War through 2007.
For the same amount of money, the following could have been provided:
130,040,634 People with Health Care
7,763,354 Elementary School Teachers
62,577,192 Head Start Places for Children
194,469,075 Children with Health Care
3,547,181 Affordable Housing Units
7,763,354 Elementary School Teachers
75,274,073 Scholarships for University Students
7,916,667 Music and Arts Teachers
10,204,196 Public Safety Officers
472,077,506 Homes with Renewable Electricity
6,853,278 Port Container Inspectors
Just in my local congressional district alone, the numbers are daunting:
255,967 People with Health Care
18,217 Elementary School Teachers
156,249 Head Start Places for Children
325,304 Children with Health Care
11,195 Affordable Housing Units
18,217 Elementary School Teachers
95,710 Scholarships for University Students
18,808 Music and Arts Teachers
25,401 Public Safety Officers
1,324,635 Homes with Renewable Electricity
 : via costofwar.com
